As I wouldn't want the GOP to miss out on any of the fun that the Democrats are having now, I have some suggestions to make their convention more interesting:
- Invite cute little baby seals.
- Ask a group of circus-performing squirrel monkeys to spread their love and joy.
- Whenever someone says something slightly offensive, show a picture of a golden retriever puppy.
That's just a beginning, but I think it will soften everything up and give everyone the warm and fuzzies.
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