The year has raced toward a climactic finish, and it is Christmahannakwanzakuh time yet again. Just after we gave up trying to pay off all the bills off from the last Holiday season, it's time to take the credit card out of its iced tomb in the freezer and plop it down on all sorts of goodies, everything from an Official Red Ryder
Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle to garden gnomes. And stuffed monkeys(gratuitous monkey reference #1)!
And so, for this holiday season, I have decided to include a handy shopping guide for those of you who are not quite sure what to get those on your list.
1) Road warriors making your commute a living hell? Well, everybody needs a Trunk Monkey (gratuitous monkey reference #2)!!
2) Don't quite know how to tell that special someone just how you feel? How about fertilizer!
3) Don't you just love the irony when someone is late for an ironic fashion trend? See the look on your favorite hipster's face as they unwrap their very own trucker hat!
4) The show is even better if you throw a pair of Uggs into the mix.
5) Know someone that needs a buddy? How about a Buddy Christ? They may or may not be Christian, but at least they'll have someone looking over their CDs while they go into a 7-11 for a Big Gulp.
I hope Santa gets you everything you didn't know you really really wanted, and if not, I can get you a good attorney. To you and yours, may your merry's be merry and your happy's be happy.
Happy Christmas!
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