Laundry roulette

I have a cold, which is a drag. I am medicating the hell out of it, though, so hopefully it goes away pretty quickly.
Last night, I had to play laundry roulette. The laundry machines at my apartment complex suck. There are at least two machines that don't drain the water after washing, plus two or three dryers that don't dry at all well. I've figured out which washers to avoid, but the dryers are a little more complicated. I think I've had a problem with each one over the last few years. Exciting stuff.
I want to go back to bed...