Another list

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
   "One great thing about fly fishing is that after a while nothing exists of the world but thoughts about fly fishing." A River Runs Through It, Norman Maclean
   
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
   Air
   
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
   The Empire Strikes Back
   
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
   12:54
   
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
   12:54. I'm not kidding. I have a very good internal clock.
   
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
   Typical of cube life: a fan, someone shuffling paper, possibly someone eating, ritualistic animal sacrifice(kidding).
   
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
   This morning, I walked to my car.
   
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
   A news story about how Terry Schiavo was basically dead before she died.
   
9. What are you wearing?
   A tinfoil hat and a space suit.
   
10. Did you dream last night?
    Yes. That's all I'll say about that.
    
11. When did you last laugh?
    Last night.
    
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    Since it's a cube, I've stuck up papers. On the actual walls of the office, there is paint. A fine paint, I might add.
    
13. Seen anything weird lately?
    Yes. A mouse crossing the street. From far away, it looked like a black dot moving across the street. Not only until i got closer was I able to make out little feet scurrying along the pavement.
    
14. What do you think of this quiz?
    I'm going to withhold my opinion, as I've only just recently met this quiz, and any thoughts would be presumptuous.
    
15. What is the last film you saw?
    Well, I saw Empire Strikes Back last night, but the last movie I saw at the theater was Cinderella Man.
    
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
    A fleet of sports cars, and then if I had any money left over, Delaware.
    
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
    since you don't know anything about me, that's easy. I have black hair, and I wear glasses. That's TWO things. You should feel special.
    
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    I'm not God!!! Why all this pressure?!?!
    
19. Do you like to dance?
    Not even when drunk.
    
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? a boy?
    I would not call her "a boy." That would be mean. I prefer Shannon.
    
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes.