Vienna Is Celebrating Elvis Week
I'm half Austrian and I like Elvis, but something about this pairing seems incongruous to me. Did Elvis ever actually set foot in Austria? Well, all I can say is "Long live the king."
I'm going to have an operation this afternoon. I'm removing a kidney and giving it to the highest bidder so that I can afford gasoline for my car. You only really need one, right?
I guess I shouldn't complain. Europeans have been paying out of the ass for gasoline for ages. (Nevertheless, they usually don't have to drive as far, and they have efficient public transport.)
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