Not too much going on

It's amazing how uneventful the last few days have been. About the most exciting things was that I invented a new word:
Sarcast: (v) using sarcasm for humor; to be sarcastic.
Example: The way I try to show that I'm witty is for me to sarcast you.
OK, that's not the best example I could come up with, but oh well.
Now, I have my oldest friend telling me about relationship problems, so I've got to go. I may have gotten older, but to me, women are still incomprehensible. ERG.