Complete the thought:

Snatched from The Complete and Total Bisch:

1. My roommate once: managed to get bug spray in his eyes when he was trying to destroy a wasp nest. Don't ask me how.
2. Never in my life: have I seen the Pacific.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Don't think I know anyone who can drive me nuts...various degrees of slight annoyance, but not nuts.
4. High School was: forgetable.
5. When I'm nervous: I clam up, and I try extra hard to make people laugh.
6. The last time I cried: It's a Wonderful Life, on Xmas eve. Always happens.
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: question who the hell I'm marrying and why they weren't informed of it earlier.
8: I like salad: And salad likes me.
9. My hair: shorter than it once was, longer than it will be. Haircut tomorrow. May do something drastic.
10. When I was 5: I lived in Switzerland, and I took my first plane trip, to Colombia.
11. Last Christmas: my brother and I bought a ping pong table.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: a shelf full of books and another shelf full of CDs.
13. I should be: ironing. You're jealous, admit it.
14. When I look down I see: my laptop and my glass table.
15. The craziest local recent event was: a beer pong party, during which I mixed wickedly strong White Russians.
16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: Chandler. I'm all about self-deprecation.
17. By this time next year: Hopefully be thinking, "I can't believe all that happened in one year!"
18. Current Relationship Status: Single, currently
19. I had a hard time understanding: why they decided to use the past tense, had, rather than the present, have, which assumes I now understand what I didn't before. Ha! I'll always be clueless about women.
20. At family gatherings I: have to dust of the German.
21. You know I "like" you if: I hang out with you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are: all the little people who do the real work.
23. Take my advice: carpe diem.
24. My ideal breakfast is: Bacon, hashbrowns, scrambled eggs. :)
25. If you visit a place I grew up: take a picture so I can see what it looks like now.
26. Where don't you plan to visit anytime soon: my trip to Cali isn't going to work out, so no Pacific this year. Rats.
27. If you spend the night at my house: I can make you a good cup of tea in the morning.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: I had to save a guest from choking. Aside from that, don't interrupt us!
29. The world could do without: so many things, unfortunately.
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than date: someone who doesn't have a sense of humor.
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: Heh. My cat's health, for the time being.
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: A T-shirt, I think. it's been a while. Someone buy me something, damn it!
33. My favorite blonde is: Keira Knightly
34. My favorite brunette is: Neve Campbell
36. The last time I was drunk was: A month or so ago. A beer pong party we had here at the house. Can't say I remember much.
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Pigs, just to prove all the naysayers wrong.
39. Once, at a bar: I paid $17 for two shots of southern comfort. Needless to say, I wasn't comforted.
40. Last night I: watched High Fidelity again. The whole cat thing sapped my energy.
41. There's this girl I know who: reminds me of the song "Time," by the Alan Parsons Project.
42: I don't know how to: juggle or do a good Elvis impersonation, which sucks, because God knows I've been practising long enought.
43. A better name for me would be: I think Michael works. At least, I've gotten used to it, and I've learned to respond when it's called.
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: lament the fact that I did, unless I'm doing something that'll make me more money.
45. How many days until my birthday?: I'm not gonna think that far ahead. Plus, I'm not a big fan of birthdays anyway.