Oddities and endities, pt. 2

I must be a in a mood to write or something.
1) I find the roads to be pretty much close to useless when it's raining and the light is low (like at dusk), as one can barely see the markings of the lanes. All the color is washed out and the only help you really have is that the asphalt happens to be a deeper shade of gray than everything else, and the SUVs that drive toward you blind you with their lights. My advice for anyone who has to drive in these conditions is don't. Just stay home.
2) Make sure to remember where you parked before you out into a parking lot in the pouring rain. Knowing which way to go is extremely helpful.
2) I would hate to be a moose, as they have these huge obnoxious antlers they have to tote around on their heads. It must be a bitch for a moose to walk through a dense forest, getting those stupid antlers stuck on everything. I wonder if they have to crane their heads sideways to avoid that? They have such a graceful and magestic image, but I'm sure all that grace and majesty is squandered when walking through the forest, head craned to the left. Thankfully, I do not have this problem.
OK. I guess my mood was closer to the "or something" than writing.