Toward the end of the 13th century, some guys collective said "screw this" and formed their own little country in the middle of the Alps, calling it "Switzerland." Then, some dude used some wicked mad archery skills to hit an apple balanced on top of someone's head. Afterward, they all gathered around a fondu pot to eat bread dipped in molten cheese, and then they set a bonfire.
Soon after, they developed a way to keep everyone else's money safe, and they lived happily ever after.
I'm not quite sure if that's the accurate order of events, but it's all completely, 100% totally true (except where it's not.)
In other news, Keith Richards got a boatload of money to write his memoirs. I'm surprised if he can actually remember anything.
"In the late 40s or 50s...or maybe early 60s, I think I formed this band called the Rolling Beatle Byrds. After that, it's all a haze, until we made our autobiography, called 'This is Spinal Tap.'"
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