I just got home from work. It was a quiet evening, and thankfully none of the customers had me worrying about the state of humanity. We get some beautiful ones... people with great "character " and "personality" (meaning: punk-ass biyatches).

I had some time a few days ago and wrote a list. I happen to like writing these...sometimes people have been known to laugh. Not quite sure if it's for pity... :).

Topic: Why should we cancel December?

• We already have 11 perfectly good months. No reason to get greedy.
  
• One month closer to January.
  
• To avoid unnecessary paper cuts opening presents during the holidays.
  
• The malls are too damn crowded.
  
• The economy is so bad, we can't afford December.
  
• The TV networks wanted to extend November sweeps one month, but marketing decided "December sweeps" didn't have a nice ring to it.
  
• The FBI learned of a terrorist attack being planned for December, so the administration canceled the month. "If there's no month of December, they can't attack in December."
  
• Was passed over for an Oscar again, so it decided to take some time off to find itself.
  
• December decided to vote against the U.S. bombing Iraq, so the U.S. had it eliminated. Claimed December went to an Al Qaeda training camp.
  
• December had a secret crush on May. May really loved June. December found out, and ran away to cry.
  

Wasn't that special?