I recently applied for a travel guide/program manager job in my home country of Switzerland. While I didn't get the job, I did get the most polite and friendly rejection letter ever. I think I may just move to Switzerland and look for work there so I can get better rejection letters.

In contrast, I apply for things here, interview, but then never hear from them again. I'm building up quite a shit list of companies I'll never deal with. Bastards.

I may just go back to Switzerland and raise sheep. I was thinking about raising goats, but I'd rather not kill them. So sheep it is. No terrorism or shooting or explosive Fed-Ex trucks in the Swiss Alps.