Dude, it's been a year and a half. I'm surprised that this thing is still floating around.
So, what have I been up to? Better yet, what have I not been up to?
1) I have not climbed Mt. Everest. I managed to avoid documentaries of others climbing Mt. Everest, as well.
2) I have not been on a drunken binge in Tijuana, no matter what the rumors say.
3) I was not abducted by aliens or by member of the "military industrial complex."
4) As much as I have wanted to, I did not go back to the Swiss alps to raise a bunch of circus-performing squirrel monkeys.

I got myself a new job as a copy editor here in Princeton. It's nice being back in the 9-5 fold after close to two years full-time as a retail hack in a book store.

However, I'm still a retail hack at a bookstore, every Sunday. It feeds the cat, and its nasty food habit.