1) Am I just imagining things, or are people becoming snippier. On my various errands today, all I saw were people in various degrees of grumpiness. Just a general degree of rudeness everywhere. That negative energy is a drag to be around.
2) Why do I bother trying to find a good spot in the parking lots? It serves absolutely no purpose, as there is a pretty good chance I won't even remember where I parked. I usually walk half way down the wrong aisle until I remember, "Hey, twit. You got the third spot away from the store!"
3) I have no third question...oh wait. Yes I do. Why did I spend $3 on lottery tickets tonight? Why did I spend any dollars on lottery tickets?! I have about as good a chance of winning as I do getting hit by lightning after having a cuppa tea with the ghost of John Lennon in a parlour room in Buckingham Palace.
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