8.27.2007

Killing me softly with enchiladas and Twinkies

So, for the first time in I think two or three years (it all melts together), I'm heading off to Florida. The place where I spent 14 years of my life, and the place I pointed a U-Haul away from in 99.
I think I'm going to call this the Nostalgia Tour 2007. I was thinking of calling it In Search of a Cheap Enchilada 2007, but that just doesn't seem to roll off the tongue quite as well. At least, this time I'll have a convertible.
Lucky!

Killing Me Softly...
Yes, Hostess, the maker of the revered Twinkie, I'm looking at you! There's one thing I don't understand...why haven't y'all come up with chocolate twinkies? Or, for that matter, vanilla Swiss Cake Rolls? There's a huge market you guys are missing here. The people want a choice in artery-clogging, sugar-saturated snacks, and you guys just aren't providing it. What's the hold up, brothers? All it takes is a bit of food coloring, and I thing you guys should be all set.

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